text post from 6 hours ago

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

On it boss

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Scrolled through the reblogs but didn't see anyone combine it yet...

I should have known that my comment would somehow turn to monster fucking and yet still I sit here, surprised,


text post from 8 hours ago

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

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your brain is unfathomably colossal